I'm sure we've all been here. Ten o'clock on a Sunday evening, homework unfinished, books scattered, no clean clothes, bombsite bedroom, feeling as if you've wasted your blessed two days off and generally contemplating various methods of pre-Monday suicide. It's not a good feeling. Mine is currently being amplified by the fact that I didn't go out all weekend due to being forced to visit a family friend's, I cannot be arsed to unpack my bag and thus locate my pyjamas/toothbrush, Ashes to Ashes failed to record on Friday night and my brother Facebook-raped me (just to clarify, this means altering someone's Facebook profile without their knowledge and humiliating them beyond repair).
With all of this being the case, I have a plan. Surprisingly, I am not going to finish my homework, gather my books, find some clean clothes, tidy my bedroom, unpack my bag, brush my teeth and get changed. No. I am going to draw a moustache on my brother's poster of Megan Fox, iPlayer Ashes to Ashes, eat some chocolate and pretend it's Friday. And that, my friends, is a problem solved.
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